me to nugget: oh you smell so good? what are you wearing?
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
I FUCKING HATE EVERUONE
Hands down the best thing online
ahh when you click it :)))
holy shit what is that seriously
space. that is space.
The Sombrero galaxy
Seriously click it
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.
Literally just overheard a conversation with the bartender and a waiter and waitress and they said
Bartender: what are you giving up for lent?
Waiter: whats lent?
Waitress: its whats in ya pocket